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Name: Kris
Country: United States
State: Mississippi
Metro: Tupelo
Birthday: 9/24/1985
Gender: Male
Interests: Computers, Video Gaming, Martial Arts, Various Sports, Reading, Filming/Editing Movies
Expertise: "A man who has attained mastery of an art reveals it in his every action."
Occupation: Student
Industry: Education/Research
Message: message meEmail: email me
AIM:  kjr1337
Yahoo:  the_bob_father
Member Since:
12/16/2003
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| I love to swim. I'm gonna say one of the happiest memories I have was
finding out my new home in Tupelo, MS had a swimming pool. Not that
other houses on Zentwood Rd. don't have swimming pools, but for me
personally to have my own private pool, where I could swim at my own
leisure was a very grand thing for a small boy transferring schools
during the 2nd grade. I've lived here for 13 consecutive years, the
longest I've ever lived in one place (places lived in order of time
spent there: (Tupelo, MS/Greensboro, NC/Pawtucket, RI/Tampa Bay,
FL/Atlanta, GA) and looking forward to swimming every summer was always
a special thing for me. However, a very special thing occurs around
this time of year, during the twilight hours of the evening. By turning
on the pool's underwater light, you can summon some pretty swift flying
mammals, also known as bats, to buzz the water around your head as you
swim. Since the light attracts the bats food source, which are of
course small insects (mosquitoes), the bats go into a frenzy of
dive-bombing and buzzing the pool for a meal. The reward for a person
or persons swimming at this time is a very entertaining show, as the
bats fly and weave there way around your heads looking for food, coming
close enough to thus mentioned person or persons so distinct features
of their bodies can be seen, but not close enough to graze skin or get
tangled up in hair. Tonight was the first night this summer that I went
swimming at this twilight bat hour (mostly I swim during the day for
sunshine), and I was rewarded with a most spectacular spectacle of
aerial acrobatics. Water was dripping from my
much-longer-than-that-hair-in-the-picture, and
my-much-more-scraggly-facial-hair-than-in-that-picture as I stared at
the flying mammals do their thing, wondering if they are looking at me
as they eat and saying "hey, check out the human floating in the water,
I wish I could do that, it looks pretty interesting." It just made me
think about the time I've spent here, and the things that I've
experienced over the years. So I'm sitting here, typing my little bat
story, listening to my contemplative Toshiro Masuda's Sadness and
Sorrow on repeat (it's great thinking music, despite the ominous sound
of its title), and thinking about what'll happen during the second half
of 2006. I've finally decided on a major, and a course of action for my
life, and as things stand now I'm on a very good path to graduating in
2008 with a Bachelor's Degree in History, then I'm off to study law at
a graduate school the following year. | | |
| I've been hanging out, making movies with people. Here are some of those movies:
http://rapidshare.de/files/20559775/SonnyGaystationWMV.wmv.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/19325831/MetroEuphoriaWMV.wmv.html
I think both of them are incredibly funny (as intended). Everyone I
know is pretty damn funny when I think about it. End of story. Balls.
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| This is just a small taste of why me and my boys will have our own show one day:
kjr1337: heyooooooooohooooh
ScribnerVillage: helol
kjr1337: that is just gay
ScribnerVillage: 
kjr1337: you should be sad about it, saddy
ScribnerVillage: haha
ScribnerVillage: nice play on the "saddy"
kjr1337: it jumped out at me, so i ran with it
ScribnerVillage: i would hold on to it.
ScribnerVillage: save it for later
kjr1337: i will for a period of two years, at which point i lose my creative license over it
ScribnerVillage: and all the frat boys will use it then
kjr1337: then nbc will pick it up for a sitcom
ScribnerVillage: saddie jenkins and the loveable panda bear
kjr1337: the asian community WILL. LOVE. IT!
ScribnerVillage: they already do.
kjr1337: you're right, which is why we are gonna go back to using fatty
ScribnerVillage: on strangers with candy a couple days ago, on the
episode where jerri can't read, colbert yells: "you
fat...stupid...zero.......FATTIE!"
ScribnerVillage: then she runs out crying, and he yells "JERRI!!!!!!!" and turns around dramatically
kjr1337: haha
kjr1337: that show is too good
ScribnerVillage: even brigham loved it
kjr1337: what about matt is my question
kjr1337: so i'll add this ?
ScribnerVillage: matt refuses to join in on the laughter
kjr1337: sad story
kjr1337: saddy story, even
ScribnerVillage: showertime, byeeeeeeeeeeeee
ScribnerVillage: scribner out.
kjr1337: robinson out too.
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| Alright guys, new colors, new
background, I'm loving it (that is right, not hating it, I'm loving
it). Going to Florida this weekend, I'm pretty excited about it. I
might even get to meet the big celebrity Richard Self! A girl I hadn't
talked too in a while came and found me the other day...I'm pretty
happy about it  . Well, I'll post more when I have some more to say
about it, adios amigos.
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| Edit: I gotta stop writing
this ridiculous crap, cause right after I post something funny happens
and I love it. I've been hanging out with my friends a lot, playing
games and just making up funny ideas and movie plots. We play Smash
Bros. Melee, we watch Sonny Hare try to eat a giant $15 Mugshot's
burger that he can't finish in time. Life is grand.
With a change in major I've
stumbled across a lot of opportunities to travel. Seeing the world is
something I've always wanted to do, and I'm going to jump on every
opportunity I get. I'm very tired of this boring place. Adios.
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